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Froshario Stomp
00:42
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Yo what's up frosharios
Welcome to your sophomore fuckin year
You though the jokes weren't funny the first time?
We'll we're about to beat that dead horse
With a spiked fuckin bat
Publish or perish
Yeah we're reppin 419, we're getting tenure
We're sewing imitation leather patches on our fuckin elbows
You got a problem with it?
My office hours are Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 1:00 to 1:45
See you at the game
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2. |
Tuitionage
02:13
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I was talking to my bro the other day
About all the frisbee that we play
When this bitch said we had to stop talking
That's when I turned to her and said
I don't give a fuck what you have to say
My tuition pays your salary
I don't give a shit about your degree
I don't give a fuck what you have to say
My tuition pays your salary
This is a goddamn service industry
Slammin a brew on the road the other day
Doin 55 in a 30
When I see red and blue flashing in the mirror
Can't you read my hat? No fucking Fear
I don't give a fuck what you have to say
My taxes pay your salary
I won't respect your authority
I don't a fuck what you have to say
My taxes pay your salary
You'll always be a fucking pig to me
School's in, motherfuckers
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3. |
Academic Integrity
02:03
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Cite your fucking sources. ML fuckin A
Don't plagiarize. Have some integrity.
3 to 5 pages double spaced
12 point Times New Roman, you've got this shit aced
Half inch margins, no cover page
Center the title
"Women's Issues in the Bronze Age"
Academic dishonesty is grounds for removal from this university
3 to 5 pages double spaced
12 point Times New Roman, you've got this shit aced
Half inch margins, no cover page
"A Deconstruction of Racial Paradigms in Rush Hour 2"
Use APA for the Social Sciences
Use MLA for the Humanities
Cite your fucking sources. ML fucking A
Don't plagiarize riffs from Integrity
Academic Integrity
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4. |
Men's Rights
01:06
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I used to say "It's all the same to me"
But then I took a course on gender inequality
That's when I realized we got a raw deal
From now on I refuse to hide the way I really feel
So rise up, men
It's time to take it back
Let's do our gender proud, get everything back on track
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5. |
Hüsker Düde
01:46
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Ultimate frisbee on the quad
Smokin hookah with my buds
Drinking cases of Natty Light
These is the best year of my life
I'm just an average college dude
Don't give me none of that attitude
I'll wear sandals and socks if I choose
I'm just an average college dude
Bob Marley poster up on the wall
Che and the Beatles, I've got them all
Sorry I can't hang out Sunday night
There's a new episode of Family Guy
Bro, dude, bro
Why have my loans not come through?
What is the Bursar's Office?
Fingerblasting a Tri Delt
Trying to sell back my books
(And you want to sell your books but no one buys them anyway)
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6. |
Nat Interner Rebellion
01:15
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Update my Facebook, update the Twitter
Go get me coffee then clean out the shitter
Had to wake up at 9 AM
Just to get Becky her donuts again
Then I had to fix the fax machine
It's getting old picking up the dry cleaning
If I hear one more time "The break room's messy"
I swear to God I'm gonna go Denmark Vesey
Got a bunch of shit you don't want to do?
Get yourself a fucking intern, what's he gonna do?
Call my mom and ask her for money
(I just can't take it anymore, man. I mean how many cups of coffee am I supposed to be able to carry anyway? Community Outreach Management? What the fuck does that even mean? I can't take this shit. It's driving me crazy)
I am literally a slave
They made me tuck in my shirt and shave
Today I maxed out dad's credit card
Kunta Kinte never had it this fucking hard
Unpaid internship
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7. |
Semester At C#
02:51
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I saw a poster in the hall of my dorm
It said "Follow your dreams offshore"
There was a picture of a luxury yacht
A summer spent relaxing, or so I thought
So I signed up and thought "How bad can it be?"
I never realized how bad it could be
That's how I got on a Semester at Sea
How did this happen to me?
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
There are way too many crusties
I don't wanna be on a Semester at C-Sharp
All the state rooms are vacant because
Everyone's squatting with their mangy dogs
And all the life boats were chopped up for fires
Burned on the deck in a pit made from tires
There's been an outbreak of impetigo
The buffet is just a dumpster
I can't escape the smell no matter where I go
How did this happen to me?
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
There are way too many crusties
I don't wanna be on a Semester at C-Sharp
This is nothing like Road Rules
There's so many white dudes with dreads
Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink
There's water fucking everywhere
Why does everybody stink?
Misery, Nausea, Fleas and Lice
They're more than just back patches here
How did this happen to me?
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
There are way too many crusties
I don't wanna be on a Semester at C-Sharp
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