Semester At C#

from Publish Or Perish by Professor

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I saw a poster in the hall of my dorm
It said "Follow your dreams offshore"
There was a picture of a luxury yacht
A summer spent relaxing, or so I thought

So I signed up and thought "How bad can it be?"
I never realized how bad it could be
That's how I got on a Semester at Sea

How did this happen to me?
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
There are way too many crusties
I don't wanna be on a Semester at C-Sharp

All the state rooms are vacant because
Everyone's squatting with their mangy dogs
And all the life boats were chopped up for fires
Burned on the deck in a pit made from tires

There's been an outbreak of impetigo
The buffet is just a dumpster
I can't escape the smell no matter where I go

How did this happen to me?
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
There are way too many crusties
I don't wanna be on a Semester at C-Sharp

This is nothing like Road Rules
There's so many white dudes with dreads

Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink
There's water fucking everywhere
Why does everybody stink?

Misery, Nausea, Fleas and Lice
They're more than just back patches here

How did this happen to me?
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
There are way too many crusties
I don't wanna be on a Semester at C-Sharp

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from Publish Or Perish, released June 27, 2013

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